The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Avast! Me hearties! Be wary o’ them shiny metals in yer pee, they be stealin’ yer wits, arrr!"

2024-12-31

Arrr, matey! A new tale tells of metal-laden pee makin’ yer noggin duller and heartier sails riskin’ the dreaded dementia! So, keep yer bladder clear if ye wish to outsmart the sea, else ye might be swabbin’ the deck with yer brain! Har har!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the murky depths of science! A fresh study be revealin' that when ye be carryin' the weight of metals in yer bladder, yer noggin' ain't be workin' right! Aye, ye heard it! Higher levels of metal in yer urinary treasure be linked to a foggy brain and an increased chance of that dreaded scallywag, dementia!

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