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Arrr, matey! FIT be slashing colorectal cancer's grim reaper by a third! Hoist the sails of health!

2024-08-13

Arrr, matey! In a grand ship o’ research, the ol' FIT be slashin' the chances of kickin' the bucket from colorectal scallywagbery by a tidy 33%! So hoist yer sails and screen the lot, for we be wantin' all hands aboard the healthy crew!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale from the high seas of science, where a grand study be revealin' treasure of knowledge ‘bout the ol’ foe called colorectal cancer! Aye, in a mighty case-control voyage, they be usin' somethin’ called FIT—no, not a fine parrot but a Fecal Immunochemical Test! This be a contraption that helps the landlubbers find trouble in their bowels, savvy?

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