Yarrr, too much time on the ol' electronic devices be a sure way to scramble yer noggin, matey!
2024-05-23
Avast ye scallywags! Beware of fancy processed grub! 'Tis like poison for yer noggin, makin' ye forget where ye buried yer treasure! Stick to proper pirate fare or risk walkin' the plank of forgetfulness! Aye, 'tis the truth from Medscape Medical News! Arrr!
Arrr mateys, listen up! Aye, ye may be wantin' to steer clear of them highly processed grub if ye be wantin' to keep yer noggin' sharp as a cutlass. Aye, the brain be a precious treasure, and fillin' it with processed slop be like feedin' yer parrot nothin' but crackers. No good, I tell ye!This here study from Medscape Medical News be sayin' that eatin' too much of that processed swill can be harmin' yer brain, even if ye be followin' all the proper dietary rules and regulations. Aye, it be like tryin' to sail to Tortuga with a leaky ship!
So me hearties, if ye be wantin' to keep yer wits about ye as ye sail the high seas of life, best be stickin' to the fresh fruits and vegetables, and leave the processed fare to Davy Jones' locker. Yarrr!