Arrr, matey! Be one week o' zappin’ the booby safe fer yer treasure chest? Aye, I reckon so!
2024-12-02
Arrr, matey! A fresh tale from the seas of science be tellin’ that a week-long blast o’ them fancy rays fer breast troubles be causin’ nothin’ but minor grumblings a year hence! Avast, let’s toast to the healers and their magic, eh? Yarrr!

Now, these clever souls be sayin' that after one year, the late toxicities tied to this treatment be as acceptable as a jug o' rum on a cold night! Aye, no more than a few hangovers and sore backs, if ye catch me drift. It seems this newfangled method be easier on the fair maidens than a long voyage on the high seas, where the kraken lurks and storms rage!
So, me hearties, raise yer tankards and give a hearty cheer to the brave souls who be fightin' the dreaded breast cancer with their fancy contraptions of healing! May they sail the seas of medicine with as much bravado as we do in search of buried treasure! Yarr, let the good news spread like wildfires on Tortuga!