The Booty Report

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Arrr, the NHS be back to plunderin' the good ol' UK’s blood juice! Avast, let the life-givin' treasure flow!

2025-03-06

Arrr matey! The NHS be hoistin’ the Jolly Roger of homegrown blood plasma, after decades adrift! They be seekin’ to fill their own barrels and shun foreign imports. Aye, savvy! The tides be turnin' for the good ol' UK!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand ol' NHS, a treasure of the British Isles, who be raisin' the Jolly Roger high with a bold plan! For the first time in moons, they be settin' sail on the high seas of self-sufficiency, usin' blood plasma sourced right from our own shores! Aye, no more beggin' from foreign lands, they be claimin' their rightful bounty!

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