The Booty Report

Yarrr, scallywags be puttin' gold before health! Them CDC be needin' a good keelhaulin' for such foolishness. Arrr!

2024-03-20

Arrr mateys, as the agency be makin' rules on keepin' the scurvy away in hospitals and such, some scallywags be worryin' they be puttin' gold before our health. Aye, tis a fine line between treasure and danger on the high seas of healthcare! Aarrgghh!

Arrr mateys! Ye scurvy dogs be listenin' up now! The higher-ups be makin' key guidelines on how to keep the pox at bay in hospitals, nursing homes, and other places where the sick be congregatin'. But some o' the crew be worryin' that the focus be more on fillin' the coffers than keepin' us safe from harm.
Ye see, the fear be that the powers that be be puttin' money over our health, makin' us walk the plank into danger just to save a few doubloons. But fear not, me hearties! We be keepin' a weather eye on the situation, makin' sure our voices be heard and our safety be top priority.
So batten down the hatches and prepare for battle, me fellow shipmates! We be fightin' for our rights and our health, and we won't let those scallywags at the top steer us astray. Together, we be sailin' through these rough waters and comin' out stronger on the other side. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, we be standin' strong against the tide!

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