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"Arrr, be it shorter cannonades and fewer scallywag side effects for the lassies with breast cannonballs?"

2025-03-25

Arrr, matey! A jolly crew o’ researchers be sayin’ that the early curses o’ a 3-week zap-a-lot don’t be makin’ the lasses with breast scurvy fret too much. So hoist the sails and raise a tankard, for safety be not a worry just yet!

"Arrr, be it shorter cannonades and fewer scallywag side effects for the lassies with breast cannonballs?"

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a treacherous beast called breast cancer, and how the good folk in the realm of medicine be battlin' it with a curious contraption known as hypofractionated radiotherapy, aye!

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