Arr, nay scallywags be linkin' these GLP-1s to dark thoughts of takin' a plunge to Davy Jones' locker!
2024-01-11
Arr, ye scurvy FDA scallywags claim no proof be found 'twixt the cursed medicine class and those wicked thoughts of self-destruction! Aye, says Medscape Medical News!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up to this news from the landlubbers at the FDA. They be sayin' that there be no link between them fancy drug class and thoughts of takin' a dive off the plank or swingin' from the yardarm. Aye, ye heard it right, no evidence of these suicidal thoughts or actions bein' connected to the medicine.Now, ye might be wonderin' why the FDA be investigatin' such a strange thing. Well, it seems that some folks be worryin' that these drugs might be messin' with their heads, makin' 'em think 'bout walkin' the plank or endin' it all with a cannonball. But fear not, me hearties, the FDA has done their diggin' and found nothin' to support these fears.
Now, ye might be thinkin', why be this such a big deal? Well, me mateys, when ye be takin' a medicine to fix one problem, ye surely don't want it givin' ye another problem, like makin' ye feel like ye be wantin' to visit Davy Jones' locker. The FDA be mighty concerned 'bout the safety of these drugs, so they be lookin' into any possible side effects, even the ones that be soundin' a bit bizarre.
So, me hearties, rest assured that ye can still take these medicines without worryin' 'bout turnin' into a scurvy dog who be thinkin' 'bout jumpin' ship. The FDA be keepin' a watchful eye on these matters, makin' sure that the medicines we be takin' be doin' more good than harm. And remember, if ye be havin' any concerns 'bout the medicines ye be takin', always have a chat with yer trusty doctor. They be knowin' what's best for ye.