The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ye olde survey be showin' the consequences o' messin' with yer face, mateys! Be warn'd, ye scallywags! Arrr!

2024-04-16

Arrr mateys! A study hath discovered that those who suffer mishaps after gettin' their pretty faces altered be more likely to feel sad, anxious, and other mental maladies than before. Ye best think twice before messin' with yer natural beauty, lest ye end up walkin' the plank of despair! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, fer I have some news that be quite interestin'. A study be findin' that them folks who be havin' complications after gettin' some cosmetic work done be havin' higher rates of depression, anxiety, and other mental health issues than before they went under the knife. Aye, ye heard me right!
It be like walkin' the plank, only to find out ye be landin' in shark-infested waters! These poor souls be thinkin' they be makin' themselves look better, only to end up feelin' worse than a sea dog with a flea-infested coat. It be a sad tale indeed.
So, me hearties, if ye be thinkin' about gettin' some work done on ye face or body, take heed of this study. Make sure ye be consultin' with a trustworthy surgeon, and be aware of the risks involved. Ye don't want to end up feelin' like a scallywag with a case of the black spot, now do ye?
Remember, beauty be in the eye of the beholder, and it be what be inside that counts the most. So, take care of ye mental health, me hearties, and don't be lettin' the lure of cosmetic procedures lead ye down a path of despair. Arrr!

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