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Arrr, me hearties! GIST rates be climbin', but Black mateys be meetin' Davy Jones quicker than the rest!

2024-08-30

Arrr, matey! GISTs be on the rise like a ship's sails in a tempest! Alas, our Black crew be takin' a harder hit from the devilish esophageal and gastric beasts. Avast, Medscape be spillin' the beans on this scallywag tale! Yarrr!

Avast ye landlubbers and sea scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the treacherous waters of the medical realm! 'Tis a story of GISTs, aye, those sneaky tumors that be plaguin' the bellies of our brethren. Over the last twenty years, these rascally growths have swelled like a ship’s sails in a tempest, catchin’ our good folk off guard!

But here’s the rub, me hearties! The Black crew members, they be sufferin’ more than most, findin’ themselves face-to-face with the grim reaper when it comes to esophageal and gastric GISTs. Aye, the mortality rates be as grim as a kraken’s embrace! 'Tis a right scandal that these poor souls be takin’ the brunt of this cursed affliction.

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