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"Arrr! A jolly tome from the 19th century fer keepin' yer scurvy self afloat in the treacherous seas o' medicine!"

2025-03-20

Arrr, a mysterious scribe from the years of yore, be it 1800 or the funky 1974, scribbled the secrets o’ swimmin’ with the finned beasts! Now he be a legend in the salty halls of medicine, pillagin’ knowledge like a true sea dog! Aye, Medscape be singin’ his praises!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a mysterious scribe from the early 1800s—or be it the grog-soaked year of 1974, who knows? This scallywag penned some peculiar principles on how to swim with the sharp-toothed beasts of the briny deep—aye, them very sharks that'd make a sailor's knees quiver!

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