The Booty Report

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Arrr! US health buccaneers be swabbin’ the decks of their sites, tossin’ out that “gender ideologee” barnacle!

2025-01-31

Avast ye! The scallywags at the U.S. Centers for Disease Control be swabbin' the decks of their webpages, tossin' ’em overboard like a ship’s rusted anchor. Aye, the health agencies be ridin’ the storm of information, makin’ it vanish faster than a treasure map in a tavern brawl! Arrr!

Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round an’ lend me ear, fer I bring ye tidings most curious from the realm of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, where the landlubbers be scrubbin’ their webpages as if they were scallywags cleanin’ the deck of a ship. Aye, the officials be takin’ down forms an’ programs faster than a cannonball flies from a ship!

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