The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, CMS be helpin' the docs get their gold faster after bein' plundered by the cyber scallywags! Aye!

2024-03-13

Arrr, them scallywags at the agency be quick to send gold to the lads and lasses in need after a treacherous ransomware attack held up their rightful booty. Aye, a generous gesture indeed to keep the ship afloat! Huzzah for Medscape Medical News!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The agency has given the green light for hastened payments to aid them landlubber providers who be facing a spot o' trouble with their coffers after a wicked ransomware attack last month. Them greedy payers be holdin' back their gold, causin' a right old mess for these poor souls.
But fear not, me hearties! The powers that be have come to the rescue, allowin' these providers to get their hands on their hard-earned doubloons sooner rather than later. It be like findin' a chest of treasure after a long and treacherous journey at sea!
So let this be a lesson to all ye buccaneers out there - beware the pirates of the digital world, for they be lookin' to plunder yer riches and cause chaos in their wake. But with a little help from the powers that be, we can weather any storm and come out stronger on the other side. Fair winds and following seas to ye all!

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