Arrr, the pox of colorectal cancer be plaguing the young scallywags of America like a cursed treasure map!
2024-05-15
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scallywags! The scurvy dogs be tellin' us that while the overall rates o' colorectal cancer be droppin', the young whippersnappers be seein' a rise in it! Arrr, keep an eye on yer booty, ye young lads and lasses!
Arrr mateys! Avast ye! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, for I have news that will make ye shake in ye boots! Aye, tis true that the rates of colorectal cancer be droppin' overall, but beware! For the young ones, the lads and lasses between 15 and 24 years of age, be seein' a sharp increase in this dreaded disease!According to the scallywags at WebMD Health News, the rates of colorectal cancer have risen by a staggering 333% among 15- to 19-year-olds and 185% among 20- to 24-year-olds from 1999 to 2020. Blimey! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on ye health, me hearties, for this be no joke!
So heed me warning, me fellow buccaneers! Take care of ye bodies, eat ye vegetables, and get ye regular check-ups from ye doctor. And if ye be feelin' any strange pains or symptoms, don't be afraid to speak up! It be better to be safe than sorry, lest ye end up walkin' the plank with a case of the dreaded colorectal cancer!