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"Arrr, the FDA be callin' 'em 'recalls,' but many a contraption still sails the seas o' use!"

2024-08-15

Arrr, matey! The FDA be callin' these doings "recalls," but I say they be more like "non-recalls!" Aye, they've been happenin’ like a ship on a rough sea in recent years! Blimey, what a merry mess! <i>KFF Health News</i> be takin' note, ye scallywags!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the high seas of food and medicine, where the mighty FDA be hoisting the flag o’ "recalls," but methinks they be more like "non-recalls!" Aye, these scallywags be usin' fancy words to cover their tracks, but us savvy sea dogs know better!

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