"Arrr! Avast, me hearties! New tales o’ strokes, heart peril, and those pesky birth preventers be spillin’ the beans!"
2025-02-13
Arrr! A jolly Danish tale be told, where scallywags found a hefty chance o' stroke and heart attack from some crafty hormonal potions! Yet, fear not, mateys, the actual peril be as small as a barnacle on a ship's hull! Savvy? Avast, ye Medscape landlubbers!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale from the misty shores of Denmark, where a clever crew o' scallywags conducted a study, aye! They be lookin' into those pesky hormonal contraceptives, ye see? Arrr, it turns out, there be a slight chance that these potions might lead ye to a stroke or a heart attack, but fret not, for the actual risk be as small as a kraken's toenail!The lads in white coats, those medical swabs, they be shoutin' from the crow's nest, "Yarr, ye best beware!" But don’t be hoistin’ the Jolly Roger just yet! While the relative risk be soundin’ like a fearsome sea monster, the absolute risk be as light as a feather on a calm sea.