The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Avast! Clinic o’ Death be makin’ us ponder if air be the treasure or the curse of oxygen therapy!"

2025-02-14

Arrr, a blasty boom at a Michigan doctor’s den has got the scallywags frettin’ over that fancy oxygen magic! Seems like the sea o' bubbles ain't as safe as a chest of gold! Yo ho ho, let’s hope the next fix ain't a cannonball!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to a tale most dire from the land of Michigan, where a fearsome explosion hath rocked a clinic, sending shivers down the spines of landlubbers and sea scallywags alike. Aye, it seems the fabled hyperbaric oxygen therapy, once thought to be a cure for many a malady, hath turned into a perilous beast!

Read the Original Article