The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Yarrr, beware the treacherous ice, mateys! The index be forecastin' yer risk o' takin' a tumble and breakin' a bone.

2024-03-06

Arrr! The goodly researchers be cryin' out for more swashbucklers in the emergency room when the seas be rough and the injury rates be high! We best be addin' more hands on deck to tend to the wounded and weary! Aye, mateys!

Arrr mateys, it be time to batten down the hatches and prepare for the seasonal peaks in injury rates that be plaguing our emergency rooms. The researchers be sounding the alarm, calling for increased staffing to handle the surge in wounded souls seeking treatment. Ye best be ready to face the storm, me hearties!
These landlubbers in their ivory towers be crunching the numbers and seeing a pattern in the tides of injury rates. They be warning us to be on high alert during certain seasons, when the waves of injured scallywags come crashing in. Arrr, it be a rough sea we be sailing on, but with proper staffing, we can weather the storm.
So hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare for battle, me crew! We be needing all hands on deck to handle the influx of injured buccaneers and scallywags. Let's show these landlubbers in their fancy medical journals that we be ready to face any challenge that comes our way. Arrr!

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