"Avast! Lower yer LDL, matey! 'Tis a treasure key to keepin' yer noggin shipshape against the scallywag of dementia!"
2025-04-02
Arrr, matey! Keep yer LDL below 70 mg/dL, or ye might find yerself forgettin' where ye buried yer treasure! A low level be keepin' the specter of dementia at bay, especially that nasty Alzheimer’s beastie! Avast, the news be from Medscape Medical News!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the treasure trove of knowledge regarding them dastardly LDL levels. Aye, it seems that keepin' those slippery devils below 70 mg/dL be as important as lootin' a ship without gettin' caught! Aye, the learned landlubbers in white coats say that if ye keep yer LDL lower than that magical number, ye be sailin' towards a lesser storm of dementia, especially the tricky Alzheimer’s beastie!