The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Avast! Clopidogrel be the captain o' the ship, even in stormy seas where Aspirin be but a scallywag!"

2024-12-10

Arrr, matey! Aye, after we charted the seas of data, it be clear that clopidogrel be the treasure for those scallywags with a bleedin' risk, especially after a ruckus o' complex procedures. Avast, let the aspirin walk the plank! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the treacherous sea of the heart! Aye, it seems a cunning crew of landlubber doctors conducted a post hoc analysis—a fancy term fer sayin’ they looked at the data after the fact, like a pirate checkin’ his treasure chest after a raid!

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