The Booty Report

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"Avast! Ye can’t escape the call o’ the sea! But fret not, matey, here be ways to find yer peace!"

2025-02-28

Arrr, matey! Even when the good doc be on shore leave, they can’t shake off the sea of patients! We be askin’ 10 healers why true R&R be as rare as a mermaid’s kiss, and how they snag a wee bit o’ rest! <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale of weary landlubber doctors, who find it as hard to disconnect from their work as a barnacle clings to a ship’s hull! Aye, even when they be on shore leave, these scallywags be frettin’ over their patients like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder.

We be askin’ ten of these noble healers why takin’ a well-deserved break be harder than findin’ buried treasure! Their answers be a mix o’ mirth and woe, for they be bound to their craft like a sailor to a ship. Some claim their minds be like a restless sea, churnin’ with thoughts of charts and diagnoses, when they should be sippin’ rum on a sandy beach!

Others be sayin’ they’re haunted by the specter of missed calls and restless patients, as if a cursed ghost be followin’ ‘em to the Caribbean! Yet, a few savvy sea-dogs have found ways to snatch moments of peace amid the storm. They be settin’ boundaries and usin’ the ol’ pirate trick of “walkin’ the plank” into relaxation, leavin’ their worries behind.

So, hearken to this tale, ye merry mates! Even the finest healers must learn to find their treasure of rest, or they be walkin’ the line of madness!

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