The Booty Report

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Avast ye scurvy dogs! Europe be raisin' the alarm 'gainst the surge o' preventable diseases. Get yer jabs, ye landlubbers!

2024-04-22

Arrr, mateys! The scallywag diseases of measles and pertussis be makin' a comeback after the plague of COVID-19. The landlubbers at ECDC be warnin' us to beware of these pesky ailments! Avast, me hearties, keep yer guard up and yer health in check! Aye, the news be spreadin' faster than scurvy on a ship!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, fer I bring ye news from the land lubbers at the ECDC! They be warnin' us that them measles and pertussis be makin' a comeback after takin' a break durin' the COVID-19 pandemic. Aye, 'tis a troublesome time we be livin' in!

Ye see, these diseases be spreadin' like wildfire, causin' all sorts o' trouble fer the land dwellers. But fear not, me hearty pirates! We be a tough bunch, ain't we? We can weather this storm and come out stronger on the other side!

So batten down the hatches, me hearties, and keep a watchful eye out fer any signs o' these nasty diseases. Stay safe, me fellow pirates, and remember to wash yer hands and cover yer mouths when ye be coughin' or sneezin'! We can fight off these diseases together, like a crew o' brave sailors on the high seas!

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