The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the countryside be missin' the baby deliverin' treasure, while the cityfolk be gettin' all the gold!

2024-12-04

Arrr, matey! From the year of our Lord 2010 to 2022, the numbers of landlubbers givin' birth without a ship's surgeon climbed from 35.2% to a hearty 42.4%! And blow me down, the countryside folk be outdooin' the city slickers! Aye, that be a jolly surprise!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale o' the hospital seas where the obstetrics be as scarce as gold doubloons in a landlubber's pocket! From the year of our Lord 2010 to 2022, the numbers o' obstetrics-free hospitals be risin' faster than a ship's sails catchin' a stormy gust—up from a measly 35.2% to a hearty 42.4%! Aye, it be true!

But wait, there’s more! In the wilds o' the countryside, where the cows moo and the chickens cluck, the rates be outpacin' those city slickers, makin' rural hospitals as obstetrics-free as a pirate's parley! Yarr, who would’ve thought that the salty sea air would drive folks away from deliverin' babes and into the arms of hospitals where nary a midwife be found?

So, raise yer tankards, me crew, to the rise o' obstetrics-free havens! A place where ye can get patched up after a bar brawl without the fuss o' deliverin' squawkin' little scallywags. Aye, it be a curious world we live in, where even hospitals be choosin' to go the way of the pirate, savvy? Arrr!

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