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Arr! FDA gives nod to Full-Body MRI for fancy Neurostimulation System. Aye, 'tis a pain-relief treasure!

2024-01-18

Arr, the scurvy dogs at Medscape tell of a grand tale! The good news be that them fancy doctors be allowin' patients to have their whole bodies scanned with some contraption called the Abbott dorsal root ganglion neurostimulation system. Aye, the future be lookin' mighty strange indeed!

In a jolly twist of fate, it has been declared that all ye patients with the fancy Abbott dorsal root ganglion (DRG) neurostimulation system can now receive full-body MRI scans! Arrrr, ain't that a treasure worth shouting from the crow's nest? This be the latest news scribbled in Medscape Medical News, me hearties!

Now, I reckon ye be wonderin' what this means for ye, me fellow pirates of the medical world. Well, me hearties, let me tell ye. This here Abbott DRG neurostimulation system be a clever contraption that helps to ease the terrible pain that plagues ye poor souls. It be implanted in ye body, like a hidden treasure within the depths of a pirate's chest.

The problem was that if ye had this fancy contraption inside ye, ye couldn't be put through the mystical MRI contraption to have a look-see at what be happening in ye other parts. That's like being stranded on a desert island without a bottle of rum! But fear not, me hearties, for the good folks at Abbott have come to yer rescue.

They have received the blessings of the medical gods and have updated the labeling, so now ye can venture into the depths of the MRI machine without worryin' about settin' off any unwanted explosions. Yarr, 'tis a day of celebrations indeed!

So, me fellow buccaneers, next time ye find yerself in need of a full-body MRI scan, fret no more. With the Abbott DRG neurostimulation system, ye can sail into the MRI room with confidence, knowing that all yer parts will be examined, from head to toe. It's like takin' a trip to Davy Jones' locker, but without the risk of actually bein' sent there!

So, raise ye Jolly Roger high and spread the word among ye mates. The Abbott DRG neurostimulation system be the key to unlockin' the mysteries of yer body, all while enjoyin' the comforts of a full-body MRI. Aye, it be a fine time to be a pirate of the medical world!

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