Peg-legged heartburn mateys be spared from the spyglass o' endoscopic watchin' fer Nonerosive GERD, arrr!
2023-09-27
Arrr, me hearties! Mateys with nonerosive GERD needn't worry about the scurvy risk of esophageal cancer like the landlubbers do. No need for them to be poked and prodded with endoscopic devices, savvy? Yo-ho-ho!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! If ye be havin' the dreaded nonerosive GERD, fear not for yer precious throat! According to the latest word on the high seas of medicine, ye need not worry about havin' a higher risk of esophageal cancer like the rest of the landlubbers! Aye, ye heard me right!Come, gather 'round, ye landlubbers with weak stomachs! This here news comes straight from the good folks at Medscape Medical News, so ye know it be true. They be sayin' that patients with nonerosive GERD don't be havin' a greater chance of gettin' the dreaded esophageal cancer. Ain't that a relief?
Now, ye may be wonderin' what this means for ye, me hearties. Well, it means ye can rest easy, knowin' that ye don't be needin' any extra lookin' down yer throat with them fancy endoscopic devices. No need for those scurvy dogs to be pokin' and proddin' at ye, tryin' to find signs of the feared cancer!
So, me mateys, if ye be sufferin' from nonerosive GERD, ye can go on enjoyin' yer grog and feastin' on the finest pirate cuisine without a care in the world. No need to be worryin' about the dreaded esophageal cancer like the rest of those landlubber folk!
Remember, me hearties, this be important news for all ye scallywags with nonerosive GERD. Ye can shout it from the crow's nest and spread the word across the seven seas. Nonerosive GERD be no match for ye, and esophageal cancer be but a distant threat!