"Arrr! A duel o' human nectar and powdered potion fer wee buccaneers – which be makin' their bones as stout as me grog?"
2025-02-12
Arrr, me hearties! Seems breast milk be givin’ them wee ones stronger bones than a ship's hull! But fear not, for no extra treasure from fortification after landlubberin’ ashore! Aye, this be what the scallywags at Medscape News UK be sayin’!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round me hearty crew, fer I’ve got a tale from the world of tiny squalls and their mamas! It seems that when little landlubbers be born too early, suckin’ on the breast o’ their fair mothers be havin’ the mighty power to make their bones as strong as a ship’s hull! Aye, by the age of six, those wee ones be sportin’ bone mineral density fit fer a captain, all thanks to the milk o’ the mother’s bounty!But hold yer horses, or should I say, yer sea turtles! A recent study, straight from the depths of Medscape News UK, be tellin’ us that when the wee ones be discharged from the brig (hospital, that be), fortification o’ their milk rations be addin’ no more treasure to their bones. Aye, it’s as if they be tryin' to plunder the seas with empty barrels! So, me mateys, while breast be best fer makin’ strong bones, it seems that extra goodies added after the fact be as useful as a ship without a sail!
So hoist the flag, celebrate the mother's milk, and let no one tell ye otherwise! Now, let's set sail fer some grog, fer this here news be worth a hearty laugh!