Arrr! The landlubbers be drinkin' so much, they've doubled their trip to Davy Jones' locker in but twenty years!
2024-11-21
Arrr, matey! From the year of our Lord 1999 to 2020, the grim reaper claimed more souls to the bottle, jumpin' from 10.7 to 21.6 per 100,000! The scallywags aged 25 to 34 be drinkin’ like fish, risin’ 3.8 times—shiver me timbers! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale o’ the drinkin’ woes in the fair land of the US o’ A! From the year of our Lord 1999 to the year of our Lord 2020, the grim reaper found himself dancin’ a jig with the bottle, as the rates of mortality tied to the demon rum rose from a mere 10.7 to a dreadful 21.6 per 100,000 souls!But hold fast! The greatest calamity struck the scallywags aged 25 to 34, seein’ a rise o’ 3.8-fold! Aye, ‘tis a fine age for swillin’ grog, but alas, many a landlubber has met their end, thanks to their fierce love for the bottle. Can ye imagine? They be raisin’ their tankards one moment and then findin' themselves fish food the next!
So, me hearties, as ye set sail on the high seas of revelry, remember this: moderation be the key! For if ye down too much of the ship's finest, ye might just find yerself at Davy Jones’ locker instead o’ the tavern! Let this be a lesson to ye all, lest ye want yer final toast to be yer last!