The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Beware ye scallywags! New sneaky foes makin' yer skin itch like a crab in a barrel!

2024-12-19

Arrr, matey! Beware the cursed concoctions of beauty potions and shipshape paints! They be brewin’ up pesky allergens that’ll have ye scratchin’ like a barnacle-ridden sea dog! Keep yer hands clean or ye might find yerself itchin’ like a scallywag! Aye, that be the news from Medscape!

Arrr! Beware ye scallywags! New sneaky foes makin' yer skin itch like a crab in a barrel!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear, for I bring tidings from the realm of beauty and cleanliness! It seems the wizards of the apothecary be conjuring up potions and brews that carry a treacherous curse—an allergenic plague that be givin’ us scallywags a rash most foul! Aye, these newfangled concoctions of cosmetics, paints, and cleaning elixirs be causin’ contact dermatitis, leavin' many a sailor scratchin' and swabbin' their skin like a barnacle-covered hull!

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