Arrr, matey! If Trump be slashing Medicaid doubloons, countless scallywags be walkin' the plank of coverage!
2024-12-05
Ahoy! Over three million landlubbers in nine states be teeterin' on the plank o' health coverage, should the scallywags of the GOP decide to cut their treasure of federal Medicaid doubloons! Arrr, what a jolly mess that’d be! <i>KFF Health News</i>
Yarrr, imagine a world where these poor souls be left adrift on the stormy seas of uncertainty, their health coverage snatched away faster than a pirate can swipe a gold coin! Aye, 'tis a right jolly thought, but alas, not for those who rely on that Medicaid bounty to keep 'em from walkin' the plank of ill health!
With a hearty chuckle, I say, these landlubbers best be holdin' onto their health like a treasure map, for one misstep from the GOP could send 'em plummeting into the abyss of no coverage! So, raise yer tankards and join me in a toast—may the winds of fair healthcare blow favorably for all, and may the GOP think twice 'fore they be cuttin' off that lifeline! Arrr!