The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ahoy! The Ross Procedure be sailin' back 'round for fixin' aortic valve woes, savvy? Avast, what a jolly sight!

2025-01-30

Arrr, matey! After two decades of chartin' the seas of surgery, we’ve found a jolly 90% of scallywags be livin' on with nary a second cut! Only them fancy, well-trained sorcerers can work their magic, or ye be walkin' the plank! Aye, that be the word from Medscape!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a wondrous feat of the medical seas! Aye, it be revealed in the scrolls of the wise sages at Medscape Medical News that after a grand ol’ 20 years of plunderin' data, a miraculous survival rate of 90% be shinin' like treasure in the sun!

This here complex operation be no simple task, mind ye! It be takin’ highly trained specialists, savvy as they be, to navigate these treacherous waters. But fear not, for it seems that not many be needin’ to return to the surgeon's table fer a second slice o’ the pie! Yarrr, ‘tis a fine tale of success!

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