Arrr, matey! Ye sayin’ how ye reckon yer health foretells the ship’s fate—hospital or Davy Jones’ locker? Ha!
2024-08-06
Avast ye! If ye be claimin' yer health be as poor as a scallywag's treasure, ye be thrice as likely to meet Davy Jones or spend yer days in the sick bay when ye be older! Arrr, heed this warning, mateys! <i>MDedge News</i> be spoutin' the truth!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o’ health and folly! It appears that those scallywags who be likin’ to proclaim their health as “poor” in their middle years be settin’ sail on a treacherous voyage to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, ye heard me right! Such landlubbers be thrice as likely to find themselves in the clutches o’ death or land in the brig of a hospital when they be older.