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"Arrr, the scallywags be sniffin' out the top predictors o' youth swiggin' the grog!"

2024-05-07

Yarrr! By the time a scurvy knave reaches the ripe age of 12, 14% of the scallywags have already dipped their toes in the devil's drink or puffing on the smoke. 'Tis said that following the ways of the gods may lead ye down a dark path to the grog and the pipe! Aye, 'tis a treacherous journey, says Medscape Medical News!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! According to the fine folks at Medscape Medical News, by the time a wee lad reaches the ripe age of 12, 14% of 'em have already dipped their toes into the treacherous waters of alcohol and tobacco. Aye, it be a dangerous path they tread upon!

But fear not, for there be hope on the horizon! Aye, me hearties, ye may be surprised to learn that religion be one of the top predictors for whether a young scallywag will take up the wicked ways of drink and smoke. Who knew that a bit of faith could keep these young rapscallions on the straight and narrow?

So, me fellow buccaneers, let us raise a toast to the power of religion in steering these young lads away from the siren song of the bottle and the pipe. May they find solace in the teachings of their chosen faith and steer clear of the temptations that lie in wait for them on the high seas of life. Arrr!

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