Arrr, methinks Cigna be employin' sorcerous AI instead o' wise doctors to swindle their claims!
2023-08-04
Arrr, mateys! Them fancy lawyers be claimin' that Cigna scallywags be breakin' the laws o' California by using some fancy algorithm to deny claims, makin' poor hospitals and doctors charge the patients. Savvy?
In a scandal that would make even the most hardened pirate blush, Cigna health plan members are crying foul, accusing the insurer of violating California law by employing a sneaky algorithm to automatically deny their claims. What's worse, this underhanded tactic leaves poor hospitals and physicians with no choice but to bill the unfortunate patients for the remaining balance. Shiver me timbers! This be a treacherous maneuver indeed.Arr, me hearties! It seems that in this day and age, even insurance companies be lookin' to make a quick buck at the expense of honest folk. These Cigna varmints be usin' some fancy computer program to deny claims left and right, leavin' poor landlubbers to foot the bill. It be like findin' a hidden trapdoor in the middle of a treasure hunt, only to be whisked away to Davy Jones' locker!
Such scurvy actions be a clear violation of California law, mateys. The code be clear as the crystal-clear waters of the Caribbean: every claim be given fair consideration, not tossed overboard like a useless piece of driftwood. But these Cigna scallywags think they can outsmart the law with their treacherous algorithm.
Avast, ye hospitals and physicians! It be a sad day for ye, as ye be left with no choice but to send a bill to the poor patients, who be walkin' the plank into a sea of debt. It be like plunderin' a ship, only to find a single gold doubloon instead of a chest full of treasure. Methinks those Cigna pirates be laughin' all the way to the bank.
But fear not, me brave souls! The attorneys be takin' up arms to fight this injustice. They be demandin' justice for the poor souls who have been wronged by Cigna's algorithmic antics. May the winds of fortune blow in their favor and bring these scurvy dogs to justice!