Them landlubber surgeons be more likely to misbehave, says this here study! Must be the lack of rum! Arrr!
2024-06-17
Avast ye mateys! The scurvy surgeons be walkin' the plank for their unprofessional conduct, says a grand study. Arrr, 'tis the high-pressure OR makin' them act like scallywags! Patient care be in peril, says <i>Medscape Medical News</i>. Aye, beware the cutlass-wieldin' docs!
Arrr, it be a sad state of affairs when ye can't trust a surgeon to be professional in their duties. Ye'd think they'd be more careful with the lives they hold in their hands. But alas, it seems the lure of swashbuckling behavior be too strong for some of these scallywags.
So next time ye find yerself under the knife, be sure to keep a weather eye on the surgeon and make sure they be acting like the professionals they claim to be. And if ye catch them in any unprofessional conduct, be sure to raise the Jolly Roger and let the world know of their misdeeds.