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Arr, ye scurvy landlubbers! Be there any secret potions to mend this cursed Long COVID affliction?

2023-07-24

Arr, ye scurvy dogs plagued by the dreaded long COVID be chattin' away on the interwebs 'bout all sorts o' remedies not yet given the nod by the esteemed US Food and Drug Administration. Methinks they be lookin' for a cure in all the wrong places!

In the jargon of a swashbuckling 17th century pirate, me hearties, there be a peculiar group of folks they call "long COVID" sufferers! These poor souls have been tormented by this wicked ailment for years, and now they be gatherin' on the vast seas of the internet to exchange tales of their woes and discuss treatments that the mighty US Food and Drug Administration hath not yet given its stamp of approval.

Ahoy! These conversations be fierce, me landlubbers, as these hearty sailors be seekin' remedies to calm their troubled souls and bodies. They be sharin' stories of potions and elixirs, none of which have been sanctified by the powers that be, mind ye. But they be fightin' with all their might to regain their health and make this cruel journey a tad easier.

Now, ye may wonder what sorts of treatments these scallywags be gabbin' about. Well, me hearties, it be a motley crew of remedies! Some be chattin' about the power of herbs and spices, while others be toutin' the benefits of ancient remedies passed down through generations. Yarrr, they be blabberin' about potions made from the tears of mermaids or the mystical powers of unicorn horns! Aye, ye heard me right!

But alas, these treatments have not yet received the blessings of the FDA, so ye must tread lightly, me mateys. The authorities do be warnin' against these unapproved cures, claimin' they may be nothin' more than snake oil. But these brave souls, they be desperate for relief and willin' to try anythin' to ease their sufferin'.

So, me hearties, as we sail the treacherous waters of the internet, let us raise a mug of grog to these long COVID sufferers. May they find their way to calmer seas and a cure that brings 'em peace. And remember, ye scurvy dogs, always consult a wise and knowledgeable healthcare professional afore embarkin' on any dubious treatments or ye may find yerself walkin' the plank!

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