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Arrr, scallywags be disputin' the ways to lower blood pressure quick in a stroke! Blimey!

2024-05-22

Arrr matey, there be a new study disputin' the guidelines that say we must quickly lower blood pressure in them scallywags sufferin' from a stroke. They be clamorin' for swift treatment with thrombolysis. Aye, who be knowin' what's best for these poor souls?

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, for there be news from the land lubbers at Medscape Medical News that challenges the guidelines for treatin' acute ischemic stroke patients. They be sayin' that the recommendation to quickly lower blood pressure to make way for thrombolysis might not be the best course o' action.
Now, I ain't no fancy-pants doctor, but it seems like they be sayin' that maybe we should be takin' a closer look at how we be treatin' these poor souls sufferin' from a stroke. Maybe slowin' down a bit and not rushin' to lower their blood pressure could be the way to go.
So next time ye be thinkin' about treatin' a stroke patient, remember what these smart folk be sayin' and take yer time. Ye don't wanna be makin' things worse by rushin' into things, now do ye? And remember, when in doubt, always trust the advice of a salty old sea dog like meself!

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