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Arrr! Lupus be raisin' yer odds of atherosclerosis, but smooth sailin' in remission be helpin' ye, matey!

2025-01-07

Arrr matey! Taming the wild beasts of heart troubles and keepin’ disease at bay be like swabbin' the deck o’ yer ship! It keeps those pesky plaque pirates from settlin’ in, even for the scallywags with lupus! Aye, the good news sails in from Medscape!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout keepin' yer heart shipshape while battlin' the treacherous beast known as lupus. Aye, it be true! Those cursed pirates of atherosclerosis be lurkin' in the shadows, waitin' to lay siege to yer vessels, but fear not, for we have a cunning plan!

By taming the wild beasties of cardiovascular risk—ye know, them pesky factors like diet, exercise, and such—we can keep our hearts from turnin' into a rotting hulk. Aye, it be said that if ye keep yer ship steady and yer crew healthy, ye may sidestep the dreaded plaque progression that comes with the lupus curse!

So hoist yer sails and chart a course for good habits, me hearty! With a hearty diet and a sprinkle of physical activity, ye can fend off those atherosclerotic scallywags. The scribes over at Medscape be shoutin' it from the crow's nest, and I be here to echo their words: long-term remission be the treasure we seek!

So, keep yer eye on the horizon, and remember, a healthy heart be the greatest booty of all! Yarrr!

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