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Arrr, matey! After the plague, ye be coughin' like a scallywag with a brain that's gone adrift!

2025-02-12

Ahoy, me hearties! It seems these pesky coughs after the plague ain’t just from a bad chest, but mayhap from the noggin misbehavin’! So, keep yer wits about ye and don’t be coughin’ like a scallywag! Yarrr!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a curious plague that be hauntin’ the seas of health after the great COVID storm! Aye, it seems that many a scallywag be sufferin’ from a chronic cough, but lo and behold, it ain't just the saltwater ticklin’ their throats!

The wise doc's and learned folk be sayin’ that this pesky cough be more a trick of the noggin than a mere ailment of the lungs! Yarr, it be a tangled web of the brain’s mischief makin’ the poor souls hack and wheeze like a ship caught in a tempest! Aye, instead of merely battlin’ the waves of respiratory troubles, it appears the culprit be lurking in the shadows of the mind!

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