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Arr, mateys! Be holdin' ye news: New ways to tame the tickin' curse known as Tourette Syndrome be on th' horizon!

2023-10-26

Arrr, me hearties! Aye, ye scurvy dogs be tryin' newfangled ways to tame them tics in swashbucklers with Tourette syndrome. They be strappin' some device to their wrists, givin' their nerves a good ol' shock. Har har! Medscape Medical News be tellin' ye no lies, mateys!

Arrr, matey! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs, for I have some news that'll tickle your funny bones. It seems that the landlubbers in the medical world have come up with a new way to help poor souls with Tourette syndrome manage their tics. They be callin' it "home-administered, wrist-worn median nerve stimulation."

Arr, I must say, it be a mouthful of fancy words, but fear not, me hearties, I'll break it down for ye. They be sayin' that this new treatment method involves wearin' a contraption on yer wrist that stimulates a nerve in yer body. Aye, it be soundin' a bit like witchcraft, but the good doctors reckon it might just do the trick.

Now, don't be picturin' a bunch of lads and lasses runnin' around with fancy gadgets strapped to their wrists like some sort of futuristic pirates. Nay, this be somethin' ye can use in the comfort of yer own ship, I mean, home. Ye just slip on this gizmo, and it sends gentle pulses to yer nerve, like a tiny matey tappin' on yer wrist. It be said to calm yer nerves and help ye manage them pesky tics.

I reckon this be a blessin' for all the poor souls who've been dealin' with Tourette syndrome. No more walkin' the plank of embarrassment when ye can't control yer own body. With this fancy wrist contraption, ye might just be able to sail through life with a bit more ease.

So, me hearties, keep an eye out for this wrist-worn wonder. It be a new avenue worth explorin' if ye be sufferin' from them tics. And remember, even in the face of adversity, always keep a sense of humor, just like a true pirate would!

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