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"Arrr! This scroll be chartin' how skin be gettin' nasty from them Uveal Melanoma potions, matey!"

2024-09-04

Arrr, matey! Nearly 80 out of 100 scallywags with uveal melanoma, after dabblin' with tebentafusp, found their hides a-scratchin' like a barnacle-ridden ship! Aye, 'tis a small crew, but a ruckus it be! - Medscape Medical News, the finest scroll in the seven seas!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a peculiar potion called tebentafusp, used to battle the dastardly foe known as uveal melanoma. In a wee band o' brave souls, nearly 80% of 'em found themselves sportin’ skin reactions, like barnacles on a ship’s hull, after takin’ this remedy! Aye, it be a sight to behold!

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