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"Arrr, matey! Can hackin' out me guts tame the steroid beast in me Crohn's, ye think?"

2025-03-19

Arrr, matey! Avast! In scallywags with Crohn's, when they be guzzlin' corticosteroids like rum, a good ol’ ileocaecal chop can cut down the need for that potion post-surgery. Aye, a fine study be spillin' the beans! Har har! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be tellin' no tall tales!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the curious case of Crohn’s disease and the treasure of surgery that be makin’ a difference! Aye, in the mighty realm of medicine, a band of landlubber doctors discovered that fer those scallywags sufferin’ from Crohn’s, especially they what be usin’ a heap of corticosteroids before the cuttin’ begins, gettin’ their ileocaecum snipped away be like findin’ a chest of gold!

This here study, fresh off the press from Medscape News UK, be tellin’ us that after the brave souls undergo this surgical adventure, they be usin’ far fewer of them pesky corticosteroids post-op! Arrr, it be like findin’ a map to buried treasure, where the X marks the spot for better health and less reliance on those fancy potions!

So, me mateys, if ye or any landlubber ye know be fightin’ the fierce winds of Crohn's disease and hoardin’ corticosteroids like they be doubloons, steer ‘em towards the surgeon's blade! Tis a merry tale of hope and healing, one that be worthy of a raucous sea shanty or two! Yarrr, may yer sails be ever full and yer bellies ever untroubled!

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