Arrr, me hearties! Different bloodlines may change yer chances o' gettin' scurvy from eatin' too much salt beef!
2024-03-21
Arrr! Them scallywags be huntin' for the secrets of the genes that be makin' us more prone to the cursed CRC from eatin' red meat, drinkin' grog, and gobblin' processed meat. But fear not, me hearties! Fer eatin' plenty o' fruit may be yer salvation! Aye, the power of the fruit be mighty indeed!
Arrr, me hearties! These scurvy researchers be lookin' fer the secret to why some of us pirates be gettin' the dreaded scurvy, also known as colorectal cancer. They be wantin' to know if eatin' too much red meat, processed meat, and drinkin' too much grog be causin' the problem. But fear not, me mateys, for there be hope yet! They also be searchin' for clues in the magical fruits that be growin' on land. It seems that these fruits may be protectin' us from the curse of the dreaded scurvy.So next time ye be thinkin' of feastin' on a juicy steak or a tasty sausage, ye may want to think twice and reach fer a piece of fruit instead. Ye may just be savin' yer own hide from the clutches of the scurvy. And remember, me hearties, moderation be the key to a long and healthy pirate life. So eat yer fruits, drink yer grog in moderation, and steer clear of too much red and processed meat. Ye'll be thankin' me later, I promise ye!