Arrr! The scallywags o' NHS be makin' a right mess, makin' landlubbers doubt their sea legs o' health!
2025-02-19
Arrr, matey! Aye, 'tis true! One in five landlubber patients be hearin’ of their doctor’s summons too late, and the scallywags behind the messages can’t seem to speak proper! A right jolly mess, it be! Blimey!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of woe from the treacherous seas of the NHS! A report has come forth, shoutin' that one in five scallywags seekin' medical aid be gettin' their appointment messages too late—aye, that's like tryin’ to catch a fish with a wooden hook!