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Avast ye, me hearties! The EU be sayin' nay to marketin' a drug fer bone disorder. Walk the plank, says they!

2023-07-20

Arrr, me hearties! Ipsen, ye scurvy French drugmaker, be cryin' foul 'pon the European Commission. They be sayin' they haven't given the nod to palovarotene, a fancy treatment for fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva. Aye, mateys, this news be brought to ye by Reuters Health Information.

In a language that would make a 17th-century pirate proud, French drugmaker Ipsen announced on Wednesday that the European Commission has denied marketing authorization for their investigational treatment, palovarotene, used to combat a condition called fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva. Arrr, matey!
Now, listen ye closely, for this be a rare condition indeed. Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva be a fancy way of sayin' that the poor souls affected by it grow extra bone where they shouldn't. Arrr, it be a cruel fate, indeed.
But fear not, me hearties, for Ipsen be workin' on a solution! They've been testin' this palovarotene, hopin' that it would help prevent the growth of these unwanted bones. But alas, the European Commission be havin' none of it.
Arrr, the Commission be a fickle bunch, always makin' decisions that leave us scratchin' our heads. They be sayin' that the evidence provided by Ipsen wasn't enough to prove the safety and effectiveness of their treatment. Blimey!
Now, this be no laughing matter, but we pirates be findin' a bit of humor in every situation. So, let's raise a mug of grog and toast to Ipsen for tryin' their best. Mayhaps they'll gather more evidence and convince the Commission to change their minds.
But until then, me hearties, we'll just have to wait and see. The sea of medicine be a treacherous one, full of twists and turns. And if palovarotene be not the answer, well, there be always other treatments on the horizon.
So, hoist the anchor and set sail, me mateys! We'll keep our eyes on the horizon and our hopes high. For one day, a cure for fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva will be found. Until then, let's keep the spirit of adventure alive!

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