The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! What be the next caper after the treasure o’ the Mississippi Opioid booty be divvied up?

2024-08-15

Arrr, matey! Every fine county 'round the Mississippi shall be reaping a share of the bounty, some $54 million doubloons to be divvied up! What a treasure trove for the local scallywags! Aye, 'tis a jolly good haul! <i>KFF Health News</i>

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a treasure trove of doubloons set aside fer the fine folk of Mississippi! Aye, ye heard me right! A bountiful booty of $54 million be waitin’ in the hold, ready to be divvied up amongst every sea-farin’ county that be deemed eligible.

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