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Arrr, the Senate be lettin' RFK Jr. chart the course fer HHS—hope he don’t sink the ship!

2025-02-13

Arrr, me hearties! Today, after a raucous vote in the Senate, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. be takin’ the helm of the grand health agency! Some scallywags be grumblin’ ’bout his tall tales on vaccines, while others be raisin’ their tankards to his fight against those pesky chronic ailments! Avast!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale of high seas and high stakes, as the winds of fate have blown Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. to the helm of the grand ship known as the health and human services agency! Aye, after a raucous vote in the US Senate, this scallywag be settin' sail to steer the good ship Nation through treacherous waters.

Now, not all be raisin' their tankards in cheer, for many a learned physician and public health sailor be warnin' against this controversial captain. They cast doubt upon his tales of vaccines, claimin' he’s spun a web of misinformation thicker than a kraken’s tentacle! But lo and behold, some landlubbers be celebratin’ his fervor in battlin’ chronic disease, as if he were a valiant knight takin’ on a fearsome dragon!

With such a mix o' opinions, it be clear that this voyage won’t be smooth sailin’! Will Kennedy lead us to treasure or trouble? Only time will tell, me mateys! So hoist the flag o’ curiosity and keep yer spyglass handy, fer this journey be just beginnin’! Arrr!

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