The Booty Report

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"Arrr, matey! CUD be sendin' ye to Davy Jones’ locker quicker than a cannonball, savvy?"

2025-02-14

Arrr, matey! A fresh tale from the sea of science be sayin' that too much green weed can send ye to Davy Jones' locker quicker than a cannonball! So beware, ye scallywags, or ye might find yerselves bidin' farewell to the high seas!

Avast ye scallywags and landlubbers! Gather ‘round, fer I bring ye tidings from the high seas of medicine! A band o’ learned souls hath conducted a study, revealing a grim fate fer those who indulge too heartily in the green herb known as cannabis. Yarr, it be said that those who find themselves in need of a ship’s doctor due to cannabis use disorder be at a greater peril of meeting Davy Jones earlier than expected!

This hearty crew of researchers surveyed a jolly band of swabs, and, lo and behold, the results be not as merry as a chest o’ gold! The study be linkin’ hospital visits fer cannabis woes with a nasty increase in the risk of shufflin' off this mortal coil. Aye, it seems that while ye may think ye be livin’ the high life, the winds of fate may blow ye towards an untimely demise!

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