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Arrr! The FDA's given the ol' nod to snortin' a spray for them pesky allergies, matey! Avast ye sneezin'!

2024-08-09

Arrr, me hearties! A magical potion for them pesky allergies be on the horizon, splashin’ into American hands! It be a spritz o' epinephrine straight to yer nose, savin’ ye from a terrible fate! Hoist the sails for relief, ye scallywags!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I bring tidings from the landlubbers of the medical realm. Word be spreadin' like wildfire that a magical potion, known as epinephrine nasal spray, be settin' sail soon upon the waters of the United States! Aye, this be no ordinary elixir; it be a mighty weapon against the treacherous sting of serious allergic reactions!

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