"Beware, ye scallywags! Munchin' on salted beef may lead ye to forget yer own treasure map!"
2025-01-16
Arrr, me hearties! Gobblin' down two helpin's o' that devilish processed red meat each week be risin' yer chances of forgettin' yer own name by 13%! Aye, a grand study be sayin’ so! Hoist the veggies, lest ye be a landlubber with a crummy noggin!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of woe from the landlubbers at Medscape Medical News. Aye, it seems that indulgin' in two servings of that processed red meat—ye know, the kind that be lookin' like it swam in a ship's hold for a fortnight—be raisin' the risk o' dementia by 13%! Blimey! Who’d have thought a morsel of processed beef could be a scallywag in disguise?