The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, matey! It seems HCC be claimin’ more souls than a cursed treasure map! Avast, new foes on the horizon!"

2024-12-23

Arrr, matey! By the year of our Lord 2040, ye liver shall be a-fightin’ death from drinkin’ and eatin' foul grub, more so than them pesky viruses! Avast, raise yer rum and beware the health scallywags!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the distant year o' 2040! It seems that the ol' liver is in a right pickle, takin' a turn for the worse, and not from a bout of scurvy or the plague, nay! Instead, it be the grog and the cursed metabolic woes that be causin' the most mischief! Arrr!

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